08 May 2013, Nouvelle Caledonie Capt Tueur Ou est les Guru? Paradis, d’accor! Le Band du Guru is preparing for le grande finale!! Se Soir. Animaux is chef de mission – relentlessly researching bars de nuit. HarSol is le interprete – fracturing frenetic french with savoir faire. Star du Porn […]

02 May 2013, somewhere in the south pacific Once upon a time, many wild nights ago, Animaux (a very young, naïve guru) – fell in a vat of overproof rum. From then on, rum flowed in his veins, and as Animaux the boy became Animaux the man, it fuelled his […]

30 April 2013, Banana coast Animaux, derrière de soleil, e toile de porno et teuer in search of mademoiselle de mare. Gurus rechercher for paradis….. Standby on channel 16

29 September 2012, Fiuggi, Italy (I kid you not) Guru Production’s long awaited, budget-blowing finale – a true epic – finally hits the streets today. Check it out!

30 August 2012, Greenwich, Sydney A big day on the good ship RESOLUTE II. First up, the final masterchef cook-off! Will Glenda’s superb fruit platter match AVHD’s gourmet fry up? Will they survive together sharing the galley? A tough one for the judges, who wimped out completely. Everyone’s a winner […]