Who said old lizards never change their spots? Well, that sounds like Merge, actually, who apparently knows a Lizard Island when she sees one. Cupcake quite likes a Lizard Island, too it seems. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but this morning she ate a kind of eggs benedict […]

ACT 1, SCENE 1, TAKE 1 “Now, who should I call first if you fall overboard?” “Well, my love, I expect you’d call the person you think will be most excited to hear the news” “Hmmm, not your mother then…  And where do you keep that PFD thingy that Glenda was rabbiting on […]