30 April 2013, Banana coast Animaux, derrière de soleil, e toile de porno et teuer in search of mademoiselle de mare. Gurus rechercher for paradis….. Standby on channel 16

29 September 2012, Fiuggi, Italy (I kid you not) Guru Production’s long awaited, budget-blowing finale – a true epic – finally hits the streets today. Check it out!

30 August 2012, Greenwich, Sydney A big day on the good ship RESOLUTE II. First up, the final masterchef cook-off! Will Glenda’s superb fruit platter match AVHD’s gourmet fry up? Will they survive together sharing the galley? A tough one for the judges, who wimped out completely. Everyone’s a winner […]

26 August 2012, North of Coffs Harbour We’re about 200 nm east of NSW/Qld border. Finally got some wind (rather a lot, actually) and are now sailing UPWIND into a southerly with a rather nasty sea. Fortunately everyone is now used to the bumps and groans, so as I type […]

25 August 2012, About 300 nm ENE of Brisbane First things first. It took three of us (prime males, that is), but we’ve finally tamed Glenda. Our genius? A little blue pill and a little white pill, of Kiwi origins, known as Paihia Bombs. We administer judiciously. Poor petal thinks […]