ACT 1, SCENE 1, TAKE 1
“Now, who should I call first if you fall overboard?”
“Well, my love, I expect you’d call the person you think will be most excited to hear the news”
“Hmmm, not your mother then… And where do you keep that PFD thingy that Glenda was rabbiting on about?”
“Darling, it is in the cupboard over there. You’re thinking of taking a swim?”
“Heck no! It’s just that I got to thinking, if we hit something REALLY BIG, then I thought I might, well, take a swim for it.”
“So you don’t mind crocodiles?”
“SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS THING!!
[Janice exits stage left, stomping and huffing. Captain looks bewildered. Scratch that. Discombobulated.]
And so, the journey begins….. Cooktown first stop. Cup is somewhat miffed that there is a lot of WIND, She was thinking more of cocktails with crazy straws. A couple of days at the Lizard Island Resort should sort that.
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